Vampira is My Spirit Animal

Tuesday, December 3, 2019

Vampira is Cooler Than Me. And You.

Maila Nurmi is known by her most famous character, Vampira. Before her time, she was a legend and the OG goth.

I would have posted about her in time for Halloween but I play by my own rules and I do what I want. Below is a quote from her:

Oh yes, I dated Orson Welles. We had many encounters on both coasts. I remember the first time he saw me in a boudoir, in a negligee, he said in that wondrous voice of his: "Magnificent Carcass." "MAGNIFICENT CARCASS?" I thought to myself. Whatever, I didn't see that one coming. But that's really all I want to say about Orson. I don't want to go into how he gave me the Clap.

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